Free Music! The Angry Robot Remix Album

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Angry Robot Remix Album.

The album features great remixes by:

1. Dale Chase
2. Denis Cherryman
3. David Ritter
4. Mike Crooker
5. Chooch Schubert

My original version of the Angry Robot Song was co-written by Angry Robot Books Author, Matt Forbeck. These remixes are the creative result of a remix contest held by Angry Robot Books. The winners earned a spot in Matt Forbeck's upcoming novel.

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The fantastic artwork for this album was created by Patrick Hester.

I hope you enjoy it,
John Anealio
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Balticon Performance!

This coming weekend (May 27th-May 30th) I will be attending Balticon, The Maryland Regional Science Fiction & Fantasy Convention.

I'll be performing a set of my original music on Saturday evening:

Saturday, May 28th 9:00 pm: John Anealio (Solo Concert) in The Garden Room

I'll also be moderating the "Rise of Geek Music" Panel on Saturday at 4pm in the Derby Room.

This is a great con with lots of cool guests like Ben Bova, Scott Sigler, Paul Bacigalupi, Mur Lafferty, Devo Spice and tons more. If you are attending, please stop by at my concert or panel to say hi. Be sure to follow my Twitter stream for con updates.

Hope to see you there,
John Anealio

A Free Batman Song for Free Comic Book Day!

In honor of Free Comic Book Day, I'm offering my "Batman Smells" song for absolutely free! Just click the Download button on the player above to get the song for free.

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Batman Smells (A Rebuttal)

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Batman Smells (A Rebuttal)
by John Anealio

It's Christmas Eve at the Hall of Justice
and Aquaman is wearing a Santa cap
Superman is mixing up the egg nog
and Wonder Woman is sitting on his lap

The Hawk Man is putting the star on the tree
The Boy Wonder seems to be out of town
The Green Arrow is hanging the stockings
The Caped Crusader is nowhere to be found

Cause every year some children ruin Jingle Bells
By incorrectly proclaiming that Batman Smells

But I don't think that Batman smells
When he rings his bat jingle bells
and I don't think that Robin laid an egg

Yeah I don't think that Batman smells
if he did, how could you tell?
I just know that the Joker got away

The Martian ManHunter said they should search for them
Don't they know that song is just a joke
The Flash found them hanging out at a hotel bar
They were drunk on whiskey and diet coke

The Green Lantern comes and aims his power ring
creates a Green Guitar and then begins to sing

Refrain

A Free Chupacabra Song for Cinco De Mayo!

In honor of Cinco de Mayo, I'm offering my "Is A Chupacabra Kosher" song for absolutely free. Just click the Download button on the player above to get the song for free.

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Is A Chupacabra Kosher?

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Here are the lyrics:

Is a Sasquatch Kosher?
Could it be served like tenderloin?
Could you eat it with some chocolate coins?
Is A Sasquatch Kosher?
Do you think it tastes like beef?
Would it’s hair get caught between your teeth

Is a Chupacabra Kosher?
How come all these goats are dead?
could you eat it with some Challah bread?
Is a Chupacabra Kosher?
Or do you think that it’s unclean?
I guess I’ll settle for some rice and beans.

So how can you tell if an animal is Kosher or unclean?
The Torah gives a list of simple rules.
Never eat a bird of prey or any creeping thing.
But it’s Okay if it has cloven hooves.

Is an Ouroboros Kosher?
It’s a great big giant snake
Could you eat it with some potato pancakes
Is an Ourorboros Kosher?
I don’t think that it’s the case
To eat it would surely be a big mistake.