Sci-Fi Song #24: Batman Smells (A Rebuttal)

Do Batman & Robin get depressed at Christmas time? I wonder ...

Batman Smells (A Rebuttal)
by John Anealio

It's Christmas Eve at the Hall of Justice

and Aquaman is wearing a Santa cap

Superman is mixing up the egg nog

and Wonder Woman is sitting on his lap

The Hawk Man is putting the star on the tree

The Boy Wonder seems to be out of town

The Green Arrow is hanging the stockings

The Caped Crusader is nowhere to be found

Cause every year some children ruin Jingle Bells

By incorrectly proclaiming that Batman Smells

But I don't think that Batman smells

When he rings his bat jingle bells

and I don't think that Robin laid an egg

Yeah I don't think that Batman smells

if he did, how could you tell?

I just know that the Joker got away

The Martian ManHunter said they should search for them

Don't they know that song is just a joke

The Flash found them hanging out at a hotel bar

They were drunk on whiskey and diet coke

The Green Lantern comes and aims his power ring

creates a Green Guitar and then begins to sing

Refrain

I hope you enjoy it,

John Anealio

http://twitter.com/JohnAnealio


Here is another Christmas song that you may enjoy

The Millennium Falcon for Christmas


Here are some of the tools that I used to record the song:

1. Yamaha FPX-300 Acoustic Guitar with a capo at the second fret
2. Washburn Electric Bass
3. Rode NT-3 microphone
4. Apple Logic Pro 8 recording software
a. Logic's included compressor and reverb plug-ins
b. The EXS24 sampler for the piano sound
c. Some of Logic's "shuffle" drum loops
d. Sculpture for the bell sound
e. The ESP software synthesizer